Identity Crisis

So, this Thursday, someone said to me:

"Are you Bi? Because you seem like you might be."

Oh, sweet Satan! Have I actually acheived my goal to become a genderless holy angel? (≧∇≦)/

(Satan:"How the fuck would I know!? Go ask freakin' God and Jesus living upstairs!") But aren't you neighbours?

Ok, so I don't know whether that's a compliment or not. But hasn't it always been my goal to become a cool girl rather than a girly girl? 可是總覺得其實問我的那個人才是的感覺, 直覺上她真的有給人這種感覺. 放出一種vibe, 難道難道...難道...會是我想太多!?

Now, last Thursday, someone, more specifically (because I don't think she will mind revealing her name) Kazuko said to me:

"You are such a funny person! ________(please insert English name)."

Twas right after I had said...

"Victory is mine." (while attacking a piece of really hard and unreasonably fork-useless cake base(?)) in a emotionless tone and face.

I do not know why it is soooo funny that all three of them present could laugh so hard and repeat that phrase so many times that it lost its....shall we call...charms? Apparently you can see I am socially challenged because whatever I say keeps making my company laugh YEYE...even when I don't mean to.


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Now I am really confused, who the hell am I?

We are, afterall, a reflection of who others see in us.
What's going to come next?